Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Ho! Ho! Ho! FDA Approves Hangover Pill!

Ah! Just in time for the Holy Days!

FDA Approves Hangover Pill

Blowfish: The first-ever FDA-approved hangover pill

“Blowfish, already available in stores in New York City, is an over-the-counter tablet similar to Alka Seltzer that contains 1,000 milligrams of aspirin, 120 milligrams of caffeine, and a stomach-calming ingredient.”

From what I recall, this is a more expensive version of Anacin or Bufferin, with perhaps more of whatever the “stomach calming ingredient” may be. This way one does not feel the hole that is being eaten through the stomach lining.

So, now the season can be fully celebrated with gluttony and drunkenness.

Season’s Greetings!

Ho! Ho! Ho!

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